Our Guest Tony Kemp
TONY: Now, yeah, go ahead praise him. This is the moment some of you I know have been waiting for. All of you who want to supernaturally lose weight starting tonight stand to your feet right now. And I don’t want any really skinny people to stand up! (laughs) If you’re like really, really skinny please don’t stand up. Just sit down and stand up on the inside. Somebody next to you might slap you. Here’s what I want you to do for real serious. Here ‘s… I want you to do this. I want you check and see how tight you are all the way around and memorize it. Um huh. Check and see how tight your pants are, your shirt is, all that kind of… see how tight. Memorize how much room you got and how much room you ain’t got. But don’t tell nobody right now. Just do that. Let me know when you got it.
You got it? Are you ready? Here’s my instruction. Number one: If you ‘ll repent of the way that you ‘ve been eating wrong and tell God, Lord forgive me and you promise to eat right, I‘m telling ya that some of yall its going to happen in just a few moments. So go ahead and do your prayer of repentance, because some of us… you know I‘m still repenting. Humm! C ‘mon now. But I‘m doing a lot better but I‘m still repenting. Begin to pray your prayer of repentance and then we going to pray for you. I was at Tennessee. A man was there. He was a, uh, praise leader. He was wearing a suit coat. It was unbuttoned. The Lord gave me a word of knowledge that he was causing people to supernaturally lose weight. And he burst out into laughter saying Pastor, I think I’m one of those guys.
He comes up and he’s able to button all four of his buttons. I was in Tennes… I was in, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Mississippi, and a woman was there. She also had a coat. God supernaturally caused her to lose weight. She couldn’t button her buttons. But then supernaturally she was able to button her buttons. And listen, this is funny. Lord forgive me. But we, and my wife will tell you, we ‘ve seen people who had their stomach out here and it would shrink and they ‘d have to grab their pants and their underwear.
AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)
TONY: Look at somebody and say Lord, let it be me tonight, let it be me tonight!
AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)