Our Guest John Mellor
JOHN: What’s it called? Is it arthritis or something?
WOMAN #4: I’m sure it’s some arthritis.
JOHN: How far can you raise your arms?
WOMAN #4: I can raise them.
JOHN: But it’s painful, is it?
WOMAN #4: But it’s very stiff and it’s hard to turn and it comes and goes.
JOHN: Wow.
JOHN: Do you have pain in your neck now? Right now?
WOMAN #4: I’m very stiff and it’s achy and it crunches a lot.
JOHN: And what’s your name?
WOMAN #4: Florence.
JOHN: Hah! What a lovely name! Can we pray for Florence? Phew! Phew! Set her free now in Jesus’ name! Get off that body! Out! Set Florence free right now! Phew! Hey mate, get up. Hey mate! Raise your arms! Look at that! Have you forgiven the horse!
MAN #1: Yes!
JOHN: Shooh!
MAN #1: [Laughing]
JOHN: Phew! And God’s going to keep touching you, mate! Phew! You’re a good sport! The power of God’s going to keep flowing through you! Phew! Phew! Ahh! Phew! Mate, watch out! Help this lady up here! Fellas, help her up! Excuse me! Phew! Choooh! Choooh! Choooh! Choooh! Help her up!
AUDIENCE: [Laughter]
JOHN: Hey, ma’am! Move your neck! Move your neck! How’s that?
WOMAN #4: Better! Much better!
JOHN: Isn’t it amazing??
WOMAN #4: Yes, it is!
JOHN: Try your body now. How’s that?
WOMAN #4: Yeah!
JOHN: Is it gone now?
WOMAN #4: It’s still a little creaky cracky!
JOHN: Creaky! Shoooh!
AUDIENCE: [Laughter]
JOHN: No more creaky crackies! No more creaky crackies in Jesus’ name! You know in Australia we have a cereal called “cocoa pops!” They’re cocoa pops as in snap, crackle and pop?
AUDIENCE: Yes.
JOHN: And as soon as I pray in Jesus’ name all snap, crackle and pop — choooh! Phew! Phew! Can you move your neck now, ma’am? How’s that?
WOMAN #4: Much better!
JOHN: Wow!
WOMAN #4: Yes, much better! Uh-huh!
JOHN: Isn’t it amazing?
WOMAN #4: Yes, it is!
JOHN: Isn’t God good?
WOMAN #4: Yes, He is!
JOHN: Hey, God bless you!
AUDIENCE: [Clapping]
JOHN: Let’s help this bloke up out of here. Hey mate! Choooh! Choooh! Shoooh! It that higher than before?
MAN #1: It is!
JOHN: God’s going to keep û is the pain gone?
MAN #1: The pain’s gone!
JOHN: God’s going to keep touching you, mate! That’s going to keep loosening up as you sit in your seat! As you sit in your seat! But somebody else here. That lady before you’ve got in your abdomen, man, it’s so tender and painful. Man, right now. And you know where are you? You need a miracle! You feel it right now in your abdomen. So where are you? God wants to heal that. Hey ma’am, just come out here. Yes. See in Australia we don’t call ladies “ma’am.” This is an American term so I’ve gotten used to saying “ma’am” the last few weeks.
AUDIENCE: [Laughter]
JOHN: It sounds good. Ma’am. I think it sounds good. Ma’am. Do you think it sounds good?
AUDIENCE: Yes.
JOHN: It sounds great! Hey g’day! What’s up with you?
WOMAN #5: I’m okay except sometimes I do have this pain over in left side. I did have surgery one time and the doctors say it is probably okay but I still have pain.
